TERRIFYING! A DISASTROUS TRANSFER STUDENT APPEARS! (PART ONE)
Morning.
I stayed up late to play video games last night.
Morning, Yumi.
-Huh? -Morning.
I thought there must be a transfer student as usual, but not this time?
Great. It's like a custom though, they should be running out of ideas.
That is a right decision...
-Saiki, bad news! -What is it, transfer student number one?
We've got an unbelievable transfer student!
There it is.
CLASS 2-2
That's her, Hii Suzumiya.
She just transferred into our class yesterday.
What? She seems like a normal girl.
So, even you can't see it.
Even I can't deal with her.
She has an "ability"!
Is there a girl you can't deal with?
You're supposed to be surprised about her ability.
Oh, Toritsuka...
I need to go to the chemistry lab. Can you show me how I get there again?
Oh... the lab? Sure!
Just go straight to the end of this hallway and there's the stairs...
Oh, that way!
Whoa!
TUMBLE
-Ouch... -Are you alright?
Sorry, I stepped on a banana peel.
I know...
Oh gosh! I'm sorry! Let me clean your face with my towel.
-No, it's gone! I've dropped it somewhere. -Ah, it's okay. Don't worry.
Oh, there's a mysterious bug on the peel.
Is this for real?
Thirty minutes earlier.
-She has an ability? -I can say so
because she is unbelievably unlucky.
She is so unlucky that it can be considered as her ability?
-Wasn't it just her unlucky day? -I'm talking on a totally different level!
Something was wrong from the beginning.
-It was yesterday during the homeroom. -Hold on.
-What is it? -Are you trying to start a flashback?
Yeah, why?
Don't. I'm already having a flashback, too.
-What? What're you talking about? -Stop making it confusing.
The previous day.
-Anyway, it was during the homeroom! -Hey, you didn't stop.
We were so excited about the news of a transfer student.
Come on in.
I couldn't care less, so I was just watching the class with cool disinterest.
Does he mean "excited"?
Then, there she was.
Everybody became silent as soon as they saw her.
Her body was already covered by wounds.
What happened to you?
I was hit by a hearse.
Those were the first words she said on her first day.
She introduced her accident, not herself.
Our teacher told her to go to a hospital, but she insisted she was fine.
Then she was gonna introduce herself, but there was not even a piece of chalk left.
How unlucky.
But luckily, she could use her own blood from her shoulder to write her name.
Nothing about that is lucky.
Thirty minutes earlier again.
Getting hit by a car on her first day is unlucky,
but you can't say that it's more than that.
No, it was just a start.
Flashback to yesterday again.
-I'm Hii Suzumiya... -Loud punk bikers passed by as she talked.
The punks were up early.
-And she's got the very front seat. -Why was that seat even available?
And she stepped on poop before taking a seat. Awful!
Gross!
Will you explain why there was poop in the classroom?
And 30 minutes earlier again.
Would you still say she's merely unlucky after seeing the series of disasters?
Yesterday.
But there was a guy who offered her help.
Are you alright? Use this.
-It was me sitting next to her. -Oh, I really feel sorry for her...
About 30 minutes earlier.
What made you feel sorry for her?
Sitting next to you is the picture of misfortune.
Do you count it as her misfortune?
Yesterday.
So, I was talking to her...
Looks like you've already got a new friend.
Then, will you show her around the school, Toritsuka?
So, I ended up showing her around.
That's the worst misfortune of the day.
About 30 minutes earlier.
Yes, it was the beginning of my misfortune.
Not yours, but hers.
I realized as soon as I started being with her
that her bad luck involves other people around her.
We were hit by a motorcycle, then a meteorite,
and a heavy rainstorm, and I finally stepped on poop!
Did they happen in that order?
My life is in danger! Please help us, Saiki!
Present, finally.
I don't care if his life is in danger or not though...
I'm so sorry!
...I'm curious about her ability-like bad luck.
Does such a person really exist?
Now you know how to get to the lab. I'll get going then...
I have no sense of direction, so do you mind taking me to the lab?
No! I can't say no to a girl!
Of course.
But it should be alright. Saiki is there to help me.
Here is your favorite coffee jelly!
-Saiki! -Shall we go?
TERRIFYING! A DISASTROUS TRANSFER STUDENT APPEARS! (PART TWO)
This is bad. I need to come up with an excuse to get out of here.
I'm sorry, Toritsuka. You don't want to be around me.
What? That's not what I'm thinking!
It's okay! I already know.
I will just cause you trouble.
So, she is aware of it.
I've always been like this, so I can't make friends.
You must be already aware...
Of course, I'm aware...
- ...that you're unlucky. - ...that I'm so clumsy.
I'm sorry to have bothered you.
-Clumsy? -Yes, like I stepped on the banana peel.
You stepped on poop because you are clumsy?
Yes, I should have watched my steps. So embarrassing.
And that rainstorm, too?
Yes, I forgot to check the forecast and didn't carry an umbrella.
And the meteorite?
Yes, I should have passed there 30 seconds earlier.
That's not what it is! But I can't say so as it would just make her hopeless.
I've always been so clumsy. Such a klutz.
CHEMISTRY LAB
Oh, here it is. Thank you.
No problem. But what did you come here for?
The chemistry teacher asked me to bring some chemicals.
So unlucky...
I have to bring sulfuric acid, potassium cyanide and nitroglycerin.
Sounds like it'll be a disaster!
Wait! Let me do that for you!
-But... -Go back to the classroom, will you?
But I was the one the teacher asked. Oh, why don't we go together?
No! That's the worst case scenario!
-Let's go in there. -Wait! Please let me do this alone!
I can't let you do everything for me.
Sorry, I remember something. I've gotta go now!
-Saiki? -I'm here, too.
-Why are you here? -What do you mean? I'm here to help you.
Saiki...
I was late because I was eating a coffee jelly.
-Saiki! -Seems like you were in real danger.
Aiura noticed that the shadow of death was clearly visible on both of you guys.
Damn! So scary! You guys already look like dead men!
Like it's been painted on your faces.
You could have died here.
That's not funny...
We've already brought the chemicals in, so leave now.
Yes! Hii, let's go!
Good grief, even Toritsuka, I'd feel bad if I let him die.
This is bad... Worse than it was.
We've all got death marks!
All of us?
DEATH
-No way. It's not possible for me. -But it's terribly obvious.
Then, mine hasn't disappeared?
It's gotten darker that I can't even see your face now.
-I have one on my face, too. You, come! -Yes?
It's hard to see it in the reflection on the window, so let me take a selfie.
See? We all have death marks on our faces.
Why did you upload the photo on social media?
Wow, can you send me the pic?
Kusuo, turn off your aura.
Oh shit. This is out of control.
I've never seen such a sinister aura.
I'm sending the pic to mom saying I've made some friends.
This is real bad. We're in a real bind as psychickers.
Hey, where the hell are you going?
I'm running away, of course! I have to get away from her!
Being away from her may not save you. You'll abandon her?
Who cares? I can't stay here any longer! I'm going home now!
A next victim usually says so in a movie.
She can kill even Saiki.
I am no match for her!
That's something I can't accept.
I shouldn't brag about it but I can't imagine myself dying.
Even if a missile hits here right now, I should be able to survive.
Then, Kusuo...
maybe you'll die protecting me?
-I don't think that's the case. -If that happened, I'd die with you!
Not think, I know so.
Death marks don't necessary mean death.
We'd just have bad luck which could kill a normal person.
Then she should have a death mark every day.
What are you guys talking about?
-Nothing! -Yeah, nothing special.
-Hii? -Yes?
What are those?
These are nitroglycerin. I found a lot, so I decided to take as much as I can.
Nitroglycerin is an organic compound that can explode even with a slight shock.
The undiluted solution is rarely seen.
We are in danger!
-Hold on! Don't move! Stop! -What? What's going on?
That's really dangerous! It explodes with a slight shock!
What? Is this so dangerous?
-Hey! -Please be gentle!
-Put them slowly on the table one by one! -Be careful!
Please don't leave me alone!
Yes, like that! Slowly!
Yes! You made it! We'd have been killed if you had dropped a bottle!
-We're safe now! -I'm so relieved!
I had no idea that they are such dangerous chemicals...
A... a... a... Achoo!
I didn't expect such a big sneeze from you!
NITROGLYCERIN
Oh, excuse me.
Where are those chemicals?
You blew them away.
-Saiki! -Kusuo!
Good grief. I've been involved with someone crazy.
TERRIFYING! A DISASTROUS TRANSFER STUDENT APPEARS! (PART THREE)
In the previous episodes...
Summer was over and a transfer student came in as usual.
Her name is Hii Suzumiya, transferred into Toritsuka's class.
She just looked so harmless,
but normal transfer students are not needed in this anime.
She is an unbelievably unlucky person.
And her misfortune involves other people around her.
Toritsuka, who approached her with ulterior motives, was exposed to danger.
Toritsuka went to the lab to get chemicals with her.
Aiura noticed death marks on them and went to the lab with Saiki,
but her misfortunes severely threatened the psychickers of PK Academy.
Nice to meet you, Saiki and Aiura.
My name is Hii Suzumiya. I transferred into class 2 yesterday.
We're in different classes, but hope we can be friends.
Yeah, right... It's nice to meet you...
It's not really nice. Anyways, are the death marks still on our faces?
You three are good friends, though you are not in the same class.
Yup, still clearly shown on our faces.
Yes, we are very good friends.
If you have any concerns, talk to them anytime.
A friend of your friend is your friend.
I have a duty to clean the blackboard erasers, so see you around!
You can't leave the unluckiest girl to us.
Yes, I knew that.
Hey, what is it?
I got into the top 50 on the last test, so my father bought it for me.
Seriously? How nice!
A chain sickle. Isn't this cool?
I've always wanted one, too.
Please let me swing it.
No, I don't want you to break it.
Then let me touch the chain and the weight.
Stop it!
It'd be great if you could become my friend,
but I might cause you trouble because I'm clumsy and fall down a lot.
Oh, gosh, I slipped again just as I said. Sorry...
-Did you see it? -I did.
Thank you for your help.
Oh, a foul ball!
A baseball hit my face!
-I have to carry these to the lab. -Why is the window open?
Oh no! The alcohol lamps are all shattered!
No! They are all broken!
Oh, are you alright?
-Oh, it's Matsuzaki! Hide it now! -Come on! Throw it away now!
Enough already!
Don't clap but do something.
No way. I feel like we live in the world of Final Destination.
I still see the death marks, by the way.
Good grief...
Oh, why are you lying down there? Did you fall?
Oh, Toritsuka. Were you okay when the ball hit you?
Uh, yeah... I'm fine.
Oh, I see. These people are just like me.
I really feel like I can get along with you all.
We're not your clumsy buddies.
Please let me know if you forgot to bring something.
-I'm not clumsy like you. -You, too...
Actually, I don't really forget to bring anything.
I rather carry too much with me.
I used to forget a lot and get scolded, so I've got a habit of carrying things on me.
Like a TV remote,
PE uniforms which I don't need today,
the sewing kit I just used in a class, and toilet paper from the restroom.
So, you stole them.
And the chemicals from earlier.
-What are you carrying with you? -What are you carrying with you?
-What was the noise? -That was really loud.
What happened? What's this smoke?
-Was it an explosion? -Anyone there?
-Call an ambulance! -Ouch...
Oh? Am I alive? What? The wall is fixing itself?
Good grief. We would have been dead if I was 0.02 seconds later...
I turned back the time on the school building.
SMOKE SCREEN
The chemicals belong to school, so they were also restored.
There was a noise and shock wave, but it should be okay.
My body floated in the air for a second, but I'm alright. Oh, where's Hii?
I'm under your feet...
-Oh, sorry! -She really is unlucky.
Are you alright, Hii?
I'm fine. Thank you so much.
For what?
You saved me from the explosion. You are wonderful, Milord Toritsuka.
She has not only bad luck but also bad taste in men.
Please give me a break...
READ THE SIGNS! MIKOTO AIURA'S FORTUNE TELLING
Hey, your compatibility got better!
-Really? -Good for you, Chiyo!
-It was only 2% last time. -So, what percentage is it now?
-Let's see. Oh, it's 4% now. -Wow, it's 4%?
Four... Only 4%?
-But it doubled! -Good for you, Chiyo!
Oh well, she's doing that again. She is a psychic with precognition abilities.
There's a chance!
-You think so? -So, her prediction is 100% accurate.
She'd be in trouble if people find out she's a real psychic.
-Was her prediction accurate again? -Settle down, guys.
I guess it's too late.
I should stop fortune telling?
I'm not telling you to stop it but do less.
Huh, why? My fortune telling has become so viral.
Oh, are you worried about my health?
No. If you keep up, people will find out that you're a real psychic.
I don't even want people to realize that psychics do exist.
If one psychic is confirmed, people would think there should be more psychics.
Then, my true identity would be threatened to be revealed.
But that guy is doing whatever he wants.
He is fine as he has zero reliability. Anyways--
No, I'm not gonna stop fortune telling. As I said before,
I want to use my abilities to help people unlike you who only care about yourself.
Sorry, but I can't.
Alright, I've got to go to my fortune-telling job.
Good grief, I have no choice.
If you're going to follow your beliefs, I will follow mine, too.
FORTUNE TELLERS HOUSE
Welcome, Mr. Kataya. Which girl would you like?
I'd like the most popular girl.
Sure, that's Mikoto.
Hi, thanks for choosing me. I'm Mikoto.
What kind of place is this? Is this really for fortune telling?
INVISIBLE
Okay, go ahead, spit out your problems.
I'm planning to commit suicide tomorrow.
This is heavy.
I've lost very important documents.
It'll be a ten-million-dollar damage to the company.
Too heavy.
My life is like shit.
I don't have any friends let alone a girlfriend.
I work 20 hours a day, and as a result, ten million dollars in debt?
Even with my lifetime income, I can't repay that. What was my life?
He's so stressed out. Now I feel bad
that I thought this place was pervy.
-This is a fortune teller house. -I see.
The documents are in your house.
It can't be. I've searched throughout the house.
There's a bookshelf with collectable bottle caps of coke lined up on top of it.
-How do you know that? -Very nostalgic.
You'll find them under the bookshelf.
Right, I didn't search there. I'll go find that out.
-Yeah, go check it out. -She is amazing.
I can't search for something I've never seen. I kinda envy her.
Okay, next!
My puppy has been missing for three days.
Okay. Do you know a house with liquor bottles lined up by the window?
They're taking care of him.
-Let me ask you straight! -So weird.
Will I get married someday?
Your future wife is in Masvingo, located in the southeast of Zimbabwe.
-Mikoto, please have a break. -Thanks!
I have many new clients today.
But I'm in great condition and confident, so I can do more.
Oh man! I'll gain more popularity!
Don't say "Oh man." Good grief, this is more serious than I thought.
Her fortune telling is too precise.
She can't excuse like "it was just a coincidence."
These are good enough to prove that she is a real psychic.
I have to do something.
Oh, I had a quarrel with Kusuo again. But he only cares about himself.
I admit I might be too stubborn, but he is too selfish.
If he said something...
Aiura... You belong to me. Use your abilities just for me.
...like that? Then, I'd give up fortune telling.
Oh sorry, I'm having a break--
Are you Mikoto?
You're good at searching.
Our organization needs your abilities.
-If you resist, I'll kill you. -What's going on?
Where is the Tokugawa Treasure?
-How should I know? -Close your eyes until I say okay.
Kusuo?
Okay, open your eyes.
-Kusuo! What the heck... -I made a ball.
-Kusuo, I was scared! -Did it teach you a lesson?
An afterimage?
How dangerous being exposed as a psychic is.
Do you want to risk your life to help people?
Sorry, I was too naive.
I'll be more careful from now on.
It's funny. Kusuo came to help me, too.
So she didn't learn a lesson.
Hey, I had many new clients today. Man, they'll spread the word again.
No need to worry about it because I followed my beliefs.
I made all of your fortune telling to fail.
-Except Zimbabwe. -Thank you, but...
-I'm still pissed off. -Better than your life being threatened.
A DISASTROUS AND OPTIMAL BATTLE!
CLASS 2-2
-Satou, what's your favorite animal? -I guess dogs, but I like cats, too.
Satou is so normal as usual.
-Hey, Kusuo, what're you doing? -What is it, Miss Abnormal?
If that's your preference, I'll do my best to please you.
That's not what I meant.
-Are you watching that mob character? -You don't understand how wonderful he is.
Is he any different from Takahashi?
Idiot! Don't lump him in with that jerk.
Sorry. So close.
They might be similar but so different.
Satou is Mr. Standard. He never falls under the average. He is a majority guy.
MIDDLE CLASS - ORTHODOX THE WORLD STANDARD
On the other hand, Takahashi is just a mook.
He never exceeds the average. He is a boring cliche.
TYPICAL FAMILY BACKGROUND THE MASSES - LAYMAN
Now you know. Don't ever say that again.
You just used different words for the same thing.
Look at his seat. He's right in the middle of the class.
-Wait. It's not in the middle, is it? -What? It can't be. Did they switch seats?
Isn't that Hii sitting next to him?
-She's not normal! -She's not normal!
Why is the super unlucky girl sitting next to Satou?
-Is it that outrageous? -Of course.
Not having the middle seat is already wrong.
His normalness never misses the middle seat even if it's a drawing.
You sure he's not a psychic?
This is gonna be a problem.
-Hii's bad luck involves others. -That's right.
But, since Satou is an average guy, his luck is also average.
His life is boring. Nothing really bad or good has ever happened to him.
Are you dissing him?
It's the fight of the century. Unlucky vs. Normal!
UNLUCKY - NORMAL
Oh, I don't care...
Here it is! A girl carrying a fish tank.
When she drops it, will Satou be affected by it?
She can't avoid dropping it?
Here she comes!
Oh...
Now what?
LUCK METER
He's got wet normally! And he is reacting normally, too!
Did he lose?
Even Satou becomes an unlucky guy when Hii is with him?
I'm sorry! You got wet because of me!
Don't worry, it's nothing. And it wasn't your fault...
LUCK METER
Oh, I'm sorry...
His meter went back to 50%!
Right, his good luck of seeing her bra offset his bad luck.
-And his reaction is normal! -Hey...
-Shall we get back to the class... -This is not the time for that.
Her bad luck didn't work on him!
I get it! Because Hii Suzumiya transferred into this class,
the whole class has been unfortunate.
But it didn't affect Satou, as a result,
he's become relatively a lucky person.
Oh hell, I don't care about all this at all.
But, can't really say "Normal" defeated "Unlucky"...
The ceiling tiles just fell off!
Are you alright, Hii?
...because she still remains unlucky.
Hey! You okay?
Unlike she does, Satou's normal doesn't affect other people.
So, is this a draw after all?
-Are you alright? -Yeah... I'm... fine.
You don't look fine! Let's go see the school nurse!
Hii, watch out!
CRASH!
Hii is trapped!
Kusuo! Why didn't you stop it?
I was going to, but someone cut in before I did.
-Are you alright, Hii? -Suzumiya!
Phew, she seems to be alright.
I hope he is alright.
I'm okay, but...
Satou tried to protect me and...
-Satou? -Are you alright, Satou?
-For real? Why is he there? -Yeah, I'm surprised, too.
But it wasn't actually impossible.
He is average about everything.
Actually, nothing was out of ordinary as an average guy's action.
In short, Satou has feelings for Hii Suzumiya.
DO YOU WANT TO SAVE A GIRL YOU LOVE?
This could be...
-Oh... I'm so unlucky... -Satou!
So, Suzumiya was safe. I'm relieved.
Are you alright?
Wait... Could I be...
Hang in there, Satou!
I'm lying on her lap!
His luck meter is back to 50! His "Normal" completely defeated her "Unlucky"!
Satou's normalness doesn't affect other people,
but when he gets involved with bad luck, though his luck temporarily drops,
-it won't make anyone unhappy. -You mean...
-Yes, I mean, he can void her bad luck. -Nice!
But this works only as long as Hii is with Satou.
There's a big obstacle.
THE BIGGEST MISFORTUNE
That is, Hii Suzumiya is into Toritsuka.
Anyway, let's work on a secret plan to make Toritsuka act awful
to be hated by her, so that Satou and Hii can get together.
-Umm... Is he gonna cooperate with us? -Why not?
He told me to do something to save her.
Because he knows Hii likes him, so he can go out with her if you save her.
If she hates him, it's a different story.
Yeah, right.
He is a jerk.